[ Home ] [ wiz / hob / v9k / meta / b ] [ all ] [ FAQ / Rules / Search ] [ Feels / Twitter ]

/wiz/ - General

Disregard Females, Acquire Magic
Password (For file deletion.)

Help Us Build a New Minecraft Server

File: 1s82v0h5.wizardchan.image.jpg (137.29 KB, 600x413, image.jpg)

No. 45104 [Reply]

Is pedophilia a mental sickness?





File: 1s7y3i2l.wizardchan.self reliance.jpg (557.78 KB, 1280x1896, self reliance.jpg)

No. 44991 [Reply]

What would I have to do in order to live completely self-sufficiently?
Where should I start?
Will I be able to do it without a lot of money?
Will I still be able to get internet?


>live completely self-sufficiently

Some say its not possible, I`m no authority on this however. I too would like to live in complete isolation.

Anyway, here is a useful link



You'd have to live in the middle of a forest with no human contact whatsoever, kill/grow your own food, build your own shelter, and take care of all your own needs. You couldn't have internet, because the internet is the product of collective human effort, as is the electricity necessary to deliver it to you. Also, you'd be doomed before you started even if you did manage all this, because you've already benefited from an education and upbringing made possible by society.


It's possible, just.
But you need a shit load of money. More money than you'd need to live a cost NEET life, ironically.
Like half a million dollars at the minimum, although with a group of people this number doesn't go up very much.


In Syberia people are using chainsaws to make their own shelters, they're hunting for food and they certainly don't have a lot of money. Just enough for tools.

>taking OP so literally

I would also say something around half of million dollars: it should be enough to buy land (very small, non-tropical island?), tools. It would also let you survive before your own food will grow up / before you'll learn how to hunt.
I saw thread few weeks ago about farming your own food - having fish and all sorts of vegetables. It is possible.
Oh, and that amount of money should be enough for solar cells to have electricity. And that means internet.

More poor version would be about survival tricks: equipment used by Bear Grylls is quite cheap (when compared with buying your own island), but you would have no real home. And no internet.


>More poor version would be about survival tricks: equipment used by Bear Grylls is quite cheap (when compared with buying your own island), but you would have no real home. And no internet

Going the legal route is obviously a poor idea as all land out there is already "owned" by someone, and any inhabitable lands would be quite expensive. Squatting on the other hand is also a legally sound option, though it's certainly spoken of less often.

In most places if you can stay on a piece of land, and take care of it for a certain amount of time it can become yours in the eyes of the law, and even if it can't if you've lived there for 7 years unharassed already it's well enough yours in spirit.

>Find place with nobody around

>Hunt and live your life
>Repeat forever

The hardest part would be finding some ideal land away from people, however once you've done that all you need to do set up normally, but make sure you're somewhat hidden.

File: 1s7zcb1o.wizardchan.norm.png (173.71 KB, 1920x1080, norm.png)

No. 45024 [Reply]


When was the exact moment when 4chan started to become shit?
23 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.



Also, that shitty triangle next to every post.


Which imageboard?


>Shitposting fads catch on with the plebs and die out.
You're using pleb wrong.

>Think 'u mad,' 'edgy,' and '*tips fedora*.' That has stopped being so much of a problem recently outside of /pol/ and other trash boards.

Because you get banned for posting *tips fedora* outside of /b/
Edgy is still used.
u mad is a dead meme.




Ugh, I take back everything I said. Just don't talk to me.


>Imma pretend he didn't exist xDDD


File: 1s7xk8a7.wizardchan.r-RIGHT-TO-DIE-large570.jpg (82.01 KB, 570x238, r-RIGHT-TO-DIE-large570.jpg)

No. 44998 [Reply]

Why isn't euthanasia legal?
If people are tired of living why not help the poor man be put out of his misery?
Prolonging suffering is basically torture and inhumane.
4 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.


usually its a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Obviously if you are in advanced dementia the problem is permanent. Most suicides are from depression, which is a mental illness


what if you chicken out after 15 seconds?


Then you'll probably survive.
If you don't want to die then it's a bad idea to kill yourself.


Because you can never trust doctors. Many of them are greedy, evil butchers that will murder you, collect cash for treatment then sell your corpse. It happened here many times before, it can happen again. It's pretty goddamn terrifying and giving them more power over life and death might not be the best idea.


To put it simply, because it deprives the system of worker drones who are worth a lot of money.

This. Doctors are fucking evil sociopaths. The only reason they go into medicine is for the money, you're just meat to them.

File: 1s81q52q.wizardchan.image.jpg (1.29 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg)

No. 45073 [Reply]

I want to buy a wizard hat. What is the best place to buy one for less than 15$?

Pic unrelated, I don't have my HD


Why not make your own?

You're a wizard, are you not? We learn to live beyond society, buy cloth and sewing tools, make your own hat.

Don't forget to enchant it.


Yeah I thought about that too but I don't think It'd be as good looking as a bought one.


Don't make only one, practice your technique, make plans, drawings of what you want and work on it. It'll be better than if you buy one.


Ok, I will try and post results.


Still OP here. The fact is that if I make one myself it will be pointy. I want it gandalf-style. How can I do that?

File: 1s6l0ue7.wizardchan.Adolf-Hitler-9340144-2-40.jpg (75.65 KB, 402x402, Adolf-Hitler-9340144-2-402.jpg)

No. 43878 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Why is modern society so intent on pretending homosexuality isn't a mental illness?
196 posts and 37 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.


File: 1s7xlpis.wizardchan.1392134008001.gif (974.67 KB, 245x239, 1392134008001.gif)

Just don't mention that faggot in my presence.



If by choice you mean being pussywhipped into homosexuality, then yes it is by choice.


>Men are capable of organizing their lives around morals, rules, reason

Remove those and what do you get?

A hedonist who does what he pleases and not even fear from STDs can stop such a person.


File: 1s7y57wd.wizardchan.le skeptical leprechaun f.png (129.45 KB, 447x226, le skeptical leprechaun face.p…)

>Men are capable of organizing their lives around morals, rules, reason, etc. They can't just be compared to animals

Do you really think the common man is capable of such things? Your average person is barely sentient, they simply eat, sleep and fuck. They work jobs they hate for 50 hours a week then drink themselves stupid on the weekends. All because they're simply told to by others living lives just as miserable. Like crabs in a bucket.

Yes some men are capable of reason, but in the end they're still just men.


Shota looks kind of hot but I can't fap to 2D drawings and good gay porn is hard to find.

File: 1s2xavjy.wizardchan.Untitled.png (73.8 KB, 937x695, Untitled.png)

No. 41548 [Reply]

ITT: We share ways to make money for guys with a lifestyle like ours

Whether it be something you've managed to do or simply an idea you think sounds good.

I set up an OKCupid profile as a girl a while back, set the location to London (any high pop city will work but I know the UK better than say, Los Angeles so can answer questions if need be)

I put in a lot of writing to my account, made it subtle, made up an anecdote that appealed to footfags (biggest fetish)

I also subtly slipped in that I wasn't above selling my nudes to strangers online for paypal donations, said that I got off on people paying for it.

Lo and behold people actually messaged me asking to buy them, and they did.

The profile pics and the nudes I sent? Just shit I'd found on /soc/ that doesn't show up on Google reverse search (if they do show up though you can flip the image)

I disabled the account now though because it just got to the point where I couldn't be bothered to sift through 300 messages a day looking for the guys willing to donate.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
55 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.


I'm somewhat interested in this scheme, might give it ago over the Summer when I got no uni exams to worry about. Just wondering is there anything about this that is in the slightest illegal? Sure it's immoral, but illegal?



What artist was it, and what fetish? I'm curious now.



I didn't want to bring up their username because I figured it wasn't important or "lol protect their identity" but whatever. :v

The username is Two-Ton-Neko. The fetish was fat/weight gain.


File: 1s81rqdq.wizardchan.dog.jpg (82.48 KB, 613x600, dog.jpg)

If you know women get free shit for playing a game, just pretend to be one. My brother got tons of stuff that's hard/time-consuming to get on Diablo 2 for RP'ing with his sorceress. Among it was an assortment of high runes, a couple armors with the Enigma runeword, a near-perfect Call To Arms, and an bunch of other knick knacks.



That games been around so long now I'm surprised everyone doesn't have those things.

A couple of years ago I was working on getting to hellmode and some dude made a game called "free items" and so I joined. It was some dude who was quitting the game, and he was just dumping all his shit. He had like 30 characters so it took like an hour.

After he was done I could almost solo hell mode Baal on my barb, but he was immune to physical. He couldn't kill me though.

>tfw characters have expired by now

File: 1s7cn3kp.wizardchan.My-Little-Pony-Friendship.jpg (72.68 KB, 384x267, My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Is-M…)

No. 44440 [Reply]

Pony powah xD

So I have something to test out and only you pure-of-heart wizard overlords can give me the answer I want.
Do you hate the fandom but think the show is okay. Do you hate seasons 2+ and find season 1 decent, or do you dislike the entire show?
31 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.



Love does not even exist


I watched the first season and enjoyed it. I never watched season 2+ because by the time I finished the first one the fandom had taken shape and I want nothing to do with it. A bad fandom (and they're mostly bad) really puts a damper on my enjoyment of something. Although I almost envy bronies: their lack of self-awareness seems like blissful ignorance.


I like it. It makes My Little Penis hard.


I actually just started watching this show about a month ago, torrented it and have seen from the start up to almost the end of the second season at this point. I guess I was curious and wanted something different from my usual anime (of which I have a huge backlog as it is and really need to fit in more time to watch shows and play games in general instead of pissing away time on imageboards and fapping).

It's not as bad a show as some of the vocal anti-brony crowd would have had me believe, but I don't exactly consider it the best work of fiction ever produced, either. I've mostly been enjoying it despite some possible shortcomings (the characters are rather one-dimensional, but what do you expect for a children's show?). It reminds me of the Powerpuff Girls, which I watched back as a teenager and discussed a little bit back in the old days of the web, before it became a normie social cesspool. The PpG fandom I found online also got me curious about anime. The MLP:FiM/PpG connection makes sense considering both shows share some of the same people.

That said, the fandom really turns me off. I know they aren't as bad about turning absolutely everything into something pony-related as they once were, but pony avatars and image macros plastered everywhere on the Internet left a bad taste in my mouth and probably the mouths of many others. I don't really see the appeal of being a "clopper," but I can understand fapping to 2D girls from Chinese cartoons or games. If they aren't on a mission to evangelize the world about ponies and pony sex, fine, live and let live.

The vocal obnoxious members of the MLP fandom who lack any sense of shame or self-awareness really don't strike me as being any worse than some of those anime faggots, which is a big reason I don't like to associate with anime fans, either. Plus, I guess I went through a phase of uneasiness as a teenager being a fan of the PpG, with a couple of cousins (who were all into that DBZ fandom) finding it out about me. Never again, no one must ever know my secret about MLP:FiM.


File: 1s82h40x.wizardchan.1391714638417.jpg (145.64 KB, 700x467, 1391714638417.jpg)

Heresy a okay.

File: 1riiu4k5.wizardchan.fonvIRL.jpg (1.87 MB, 3264x1952, fonvIRL.jpg)

No. 32320 [Reply]

Thoughts on joining the military? It's either that or suicide at this point.
62 posts and 12 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.


"Loyalty" is an alien, foreign concept to most women. Not just in their romantic lives, but in general. Women are unable to see beyond their own emotions and feelings towards higher, abstract planes of thought.


Some of what you described reminds me of the film Jarhead, if you haven't seen it, I recommend you do.


Why would I want to give up my life in some godforsaken land instead of laying around playing videogames?


I loved jarhead just because not a single shot is fired during the whole film.' Fucking beautiful.

I'm joining the CF in Naval Reserves just to get away from my fucking family. They're dysfunctional as shit, it rubs off on me, and makes me too anxious to do anything. Rule 2 and all, but when I meet new people, they always say I'm wise, and I think it's because I'm a fucking asshole from having to live under fucking assholes. Well, that and always fearing homeless or being murdered or whatever because my mum is a psychopath. Hell, as of June, I'm homeless. Actually. Life is over. If the reserves don't work out, I'm done. My life ends there.


File: 1s82fcxh.wizardchan.Chris_McCandless.png (160.01 KB, 350x263, Chris_McCandless.png)

There's always one other option.

File: 1s81m3j8.wizardchan.20140420_083727[1].jpg (4.85 MB, 4128x2322, 20140420_083727[1].jpg)

No. 45069 [Reply]

Colorado Mountain Wizard reporting in, not only did I just celebrate my 30th wizardly birthday last week, today is a big holiday in my land. 420!!!!!

Any other wizards enjoying the sweet herb on this fine day?

pic related: yesterday's dispensary pic up
2 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.


wtf, really? for hours?
Every time i smoke i just get slightly less sad, and not even for that long.. like an hour maybe.

Not like i got any means od getting weed anymore. Oh well



What about da road?


I went and picked mushrooms from shit for like 3 hours and ate all of it. Now I smoked a blunt and I'm really high.

420 to remember


Was new thread really necessary for this? There was a drug thread on page 0 already.


and this was the day I dropped wizardchan

you're all hypocrites obsessed the very thing you're supposed to be avoiding. Fuck this, wizardchan is just r9k lite at this point and ran by normies anyways.

File: 1s80kjil.wizardchan.okay.jpg (48.47 KB, 271x266, okay.jpg)

No. 45055 [Reply]

If someone kisses you on the lips but you didn't want to kiss them, does that count?

I mean, it's like rape, right? Not nearly as bad of course, but, like, no sense considering like you're not a virgin anymore, right? It's not like having sex, yeah? am i banned forever for being sexually assaulted


File: 1s80lztq.wizardchan.6a00e54ef2975b88330134857.jpg (63.09 KB, 420x610, 6a00e54ef2975b8833013485741255…)

You're going to have to tell us more about it, OP. Tell it like a sexy story, none of that greentext shit. Make sure you describe what she was wearing. In detail.


there's your first mistake, fuccb0i


Are you a queer trying to hijack the thread or did OP really get sexually assaulted by a fag?


It's always offtopic/bannable unless it happened when you were a child. It should not be discussed here. Does it make you a normalfag, that's subjective, and depends on context.

File: 1s7ydc2p.wizardchan.5942-vat-69.jpg (92.33 KB, 920x562, 5942-vat-69.jpg)

No. 45003 [Reply]

What helps you forget the pain?
14 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.


File: 1s7zgqfe.wizardchan.secrets.png (257.01 KB, 466x516, secrets.png)


Sleep. I don't want to die, but I really wish I could just sleep forever sometimes. Is that weird?


im going to snort the fuck out of that


I feel the same way. If death really was just like an eternal slumber I'd look forward to it.


soooo…. can you snort it or what?

File: 1s7x8b41.wizardchan.1387238068320.png (151.74 KB, 1200x1620, 1387238068320.png)

No. 44951 [Reply]

10 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.


>He is wrong about their collectivist character- regardless of their party the vast majority of western leftists are nonconformists who egotistically value their contradiction of norms espoused by established authorities and look for an intellectual way to justify it.

As contradictory as this statement may seem, but the reality is that they are more or less a collective of hyper-individualists who force their individual rights on other. They group together to enforce their selfish goals. Its no wonder leftists deem themselves as revolutionaries.


File: 1s7ytf6n.wizardchan.maybe if I type like this.png (84.59 KB, 578x469, maybe if I type like this I'll…)


you've actually got kind of a point here. It's weird to think how communist rebels could ultimately end up with something like stalinism. kind of an extreme form of groupthink where the former outsiders are now integrated into the dominant group?


Illiterate dolt begone.


What's especially funny is that he flawlessly used as many big words as he possibly could and then made such a silly and common mistake by using the wrong 'its'.

File: 1s7xn3xc.wizardchan.coke.jpg (1.1 MB, 2560x1920, coke.jpg)

No. 44968 [Reply]

Does /wiz/ do drugs?
I smoke weed often, drink occasionally and recently tried amphetamine (street "speed") which was ok, despite my anti-depressant and anti-psychotic medications, I estimate I received 20% of the speed and what I felt was pretty nice, eager to do when not on any psychiatric drugs.
I have tried oxycodone a few times and absolutely love it, it's driven me not to try any other opiates but lately my will have been driven thin, I'm tempted to ask the few people I know if they have access to any.
Anyway, psychoactive general.


I never had any friends or people introduce drugs to me sadly


I know that feel, I originally had people from highschool but eventually I had to stand around a shopping centre and ask homeless-looking people for connections, it seems to have worked out well, also my step-brother has access to a llot of shit. Luck, I guess.


hedonism is a social disease


This. Didn't have friends in school, so no peer pressure to do stupid shit (I'm not sad about it). Never even smoked a cigarette in my life.

I'd like to try weed, but I'm too socially retarded to find a dealer and I'd be paranoid that I'm trying to buy from a cop. I'll just have to wait for my state to legalize it, but I'm the south, so that'll be a while.

File: 1run4cdx.wizardchan.1389242160636s.jpg (10.13 KB, 250x250, 1389242160636s.jpg)

No. 37915 [Reply]

Pet thread?
5 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.


File: 1ruy04nx.wizardchan.peter&percy.jpg (146.75 KB, 960x717, peter&percy.jpg)

I have two rabbits


also, that's a picture my little sister took after I first got them. I don't have purple walls with love hearts on them, lol


File: 1ruyzz01.wizardchan.ger.jpg (92.9 KB, 475x316, ger.jpg)

I'm a terrible pet owner. All my pets develop some disease or condition, even though I follow instructions and do what I'm supposed to.

My favorite pets by far are gerbils though. They are neat little critters, which can even learn to do tricks if you have the patience of a saint.


Anyone that owns a cat are the most disturbed and lonely individuals in the world


I tend to agree, I wanted a cat before now that I have one I can't see why anyone would want one. They're too independent and "pretentious" for my taste. You can get more docile and obedient fur balls if you want, or some more exotic pet or more active one. Cats are plebish.

Delete Post [ ]
Previous [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20]
[ Home ] [ wiz / hob / v9k / meta / b ] [ all ] [ FAQ / Rules / Search ] [ Feels / Twitter ]