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 No.61583 [Reply]


>A teenager has suffered a social media backlash after taking a selfie at Auschwitz.

Breanna Mitchell, who is thought to be an American who recently graduated high school, uploaded the controversial image on Twitter with the message: 'Selfie in the Auschwitz Concentration Camp', followed by a blushing smiley face symbol.

>The photo has been retweeted more than 3,000 times alongside hundreds of messages of criticism.

Tl;Dr: Typical succubus doing typical things. Twittersphere in an uproar.

Oy vey, it's like another shoa
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>people still using social media posting their real fucking info when normalfags have turned the internet into serious business.

never change


Americans always do this, "we are the good guys, we are the good guys", "lets catch some bad guys", "lets drop two nukes on these bad guys, remember, we are the good guys"


>getting booty blasted over some fried gooks



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>we're the white knights and we're gonna kill these non-humans


I dont give a fuck about gooks
The only thing i care is europe and russia
And i fycking hate it when theres russia hate in media

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 No.61513 [Reply]

A "tulpa", or "thought-form", is said to be an independent consciousness created within a person's mind through extended visualization and conscious effort.

I have a few questions for /wiz/ regarding tulpas.
1. How do you draw the line between tulpas and mental illness?
2. Is there any scientific basis for the plausibility of creating tulpas?
3. Isn't the notion of prolonged attention to will an imagine being into existence by segregating a region of consciousness merely just a voluntary way of inviting mental illness?

Also, feel free to share experiences tulpa-fags. This is interesting.
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>I guess that the scientific basis

You're talking about opinions. Worthless opinions.

"Normal" is an opinion.

Don't go on as if there is science to it, you imbecile.


It's pretty fun m8, you have all the benefits of human interaction without the downsides.


It's likely. Through meditation you can actually create worlds in your mind and go on adventures in them with your tulpa. I'm not sure how vivid it is to the host though.


I-If I f-fuck a tulpa, will Wizardchan ban me ;—-;



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 No.55749 [Reply]

How mentally ill are you?

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What a load of shit.


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And to think that normies always cry that I am narcissistic.


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They are projecting like mad.


I know. I have read many times that narcissistic persons call other people narcissistic and see narcissistic things in healthy people.


The problem is that it only takes account of the people who used that test.
So who knows how familiar this site is for normies.

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 No.59798 [Reply]

>Wake up at 4PM after going to be at 7am.
>Wander through to my computer room, use my Macbook/27" cinama display to browse the internet for an hour.
>No one here but me, rich parents, nice flat, no money worries.
>Good at cooking - make bruschetta with mozzarella cheese, yum
>browse some more image boards, fap some
>play some vidya games
>8pm, getting hungry again, cook a prime fillet steak with cream and mustard sauce, home made fries (pro at steak, restaurant level pro), tastes good man
>Open a bottle of chianti, a fine vintage, tastes good man
>drink it all
>go to bed and sleep like a baby

when the parent bucks run out it's autismbux for me.
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What I tried to say is that making any money in a market as competitive as app market is ridiculously difficult. It is not so much about how little you value your time and how you only need to make some profit. It's about being able to make any profit, odds of which are pretty close to zero.


Programmer and entrepreneur here. No, you can't make money just by writing an "app." There are thousands of apps and the vast majority make fuck all with the top 100 or so apps bringing in thousands if not millions. The reality is, you could spend months if not years writing an app that doesn't make a single sale.

I will also give anyone a protip who wants to succeed at making money from software: find a partner. You can't do shit alone. You will end up spending months of your life to build a piece of shit because you didn't have a designer or other programmers working on additional modules - if you ever finish at all. Most likely you end up with a 50,000 line program that you don't want to finish because you've spent a year on it and it will take 2 years to finish. But since I'm not a useless faggot I'll even tell you how to find a partner to start a company with: use http://cofounderslab.com/

There are a lot of very, very, talented people who are looking for you to join their team or to join a team (or both.) Put together an A+++ team for a startup. Get a designer, a genius coder, and whatever the fuck you do (protip: you will need some skills - no one wants to work with someone who is useless.) Build a prototype app. Your team should be able to come up with a commercial product in 6 months - 1 year. After this point - you should market it and aim for early stage investment. That should pull in $200k to a few million assuming you guys took a risk with the startup and didn't develop something retarded like a fucking text editor.

Most of the advice on making money you will hear on this site is useless. The method I described above is where you work your ass off with a talented team to create a viable commercial product and then whore yourselves to investors. It should make you a career for a few years even if the company fails. There is a small chance of becoming a millionaire if you build the right team and your idea and implementation are breakout (not as hard as it sounds.)


>find a partner

every time i've done that the partner has fucked off with all the money and scammed me out of making a profit, or stolen my product to make himself money, or tried to get me to give him credit for my stuff, the partner ALWAYS fucks you over, where the fuck do you live?


Wtf is going in here with computer science shit.

We are too fucking dumb or else I would not be here.



Seems like something only normies could do.

How could wizards, who're socially awkward at best, pull this off?

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 No.61295 [Reply]

>I thought you were a complete weirdo at first. Just looking at you, I could tell you would be that guy. I thought talking to you would be like talking to a brick wall. I'm glad I got to know you and find out you can actually talk to socialize with people.

I was just told this by some insipid whore in one of my classes. So, this is how everyone sees me. It's nice to finally have someone say it to my face.

Why do normalfaggots judge us when they don't even know us? Just stop giving a shit about us and judging us. We don't give a shit about you and wouldn't, were it not for the scorn which you go out of your way to deliver to us.
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I have to disagree.

There was never something wrong with my psyche. Or your psyche at that. Don't let the normalfags fool you. The notion that certain people are just psychologically inferior is evil.

Lack of motivation, constant anxiety and tiredness etc… is an imbalance. Lack of certain hormones or chemicals. Or some sort of spiritual imbalance or unresolved trauma.

But it's really just that. Just an imbalance. It can be fixed with exercise, reaching goals no matter how small they are, enjoying small moments, getting enough nutrients etc…

Many shut-ins feel like shit because they eat like shit and think they are shit.

It's much, much easier to be alone when you are in your best possible shape. Physically, mentally, spiritually. When you do that it doesn't matter anymore what the future will bring. Because You become a constant in a world full of variables. Become your own best friend.

You might want to look into Buddhism. It's fascinating stuff.
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lolno some people are born losers and deserve to be treated like one.
If they were not losers they would raise themselves up from the dust and clean themselves; but rather they roll around in the mud they've created. That's loserism.


What's so special about your little puddle of mud?

Do you have a nice car to help you feel better about yourself, a nice house, a girlfriend?

You're still just a swine just like everyone else.


hide and report


You think very narrowly and remind me of a normalfag, go read something of substance. Instead of trying to fit people in your primitive brackets.

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 No.61282 [Reply]

what do you think lies after death?

some form of afterlife? Or utter blankness, non-existence?

sometimes I like to imagine that I'm living in a simulation of my own construction. That I have already lived thousands of simulated lives. That I've lived many lives full of luxury, but this time around I'm looking for something else. Maybe I'll find it; maybe I won't. That's part of the fun. And when it's all over, I'll be able to look back fondly on the bright moments of this life, and rest for a while before starting anew.

Life is the ultimate trip.
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Nothing by definition doesn't exist. You can't have an experience of nothing.

What happens to most people is that the "I" they think they are is dissolved and in that vacuum is taken up by another "I". It's called reincarnation.

You're in existence so you will always ben in existence.



>the "I" they think they are is dissolved

>and in that vacuum is taken up by another "I"
You have nothing to prove this.

>You're in existence so you will always be in existence.


This is wishful thinking at best.


Besides the countless children who know everything of their previous life.

What do you have that proves your point of view? Not a thing either.

Reincarnation isn't exactly pipedream fantasy either, since this planet is more or less a prison for souls.


>What do you have that proves your point of view? Not a thing either.

Not that guy, but he kind of does. When the brain gets damaged, the mind is altered. If you damage the brain enough, someone will be completely unconscious. Do you really think that if you completely destroy the brain you are not going to be unconscious forever? The only thing that ties you to your perception of reality is your brain. It makes no sense that you could still be conscious without a brain, without positing some sort of soul (which there is no evidence for).


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Like me, you are assuming. You assume the brain is the engine when I think it is the vehicle.

People have flat lined and recalled floating above their own bodies.

Their are cases where children remember a past life and can even identify locations and people accurately with no prior knowledge.

All religious texts talk about reincarnation.

What were you before you were born? If you were nothing, what makes you think you won't reappear again? Nothing always makes something, because nothing doesn't exist.

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 No.61346 [Reply]

Why don't you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior today?

“I believe that the more thoroughly science is studied, the further does it take us from anything comparable to atheism.”

“If you study science deep enough and long enough, it will force you to believe in God.”

–Lord William Kelvin,

“The fanatical atheists are like slaves who are still feeling the weight of their chains which they have thrown off after hard struggle. They are creatures who – in their grudge against traditional religion as the ‘opium of the masses’ – cannot hear the music of the spheres.”

–Albert Einstein

- “Both religion and science need for their activities the belief in God, and moreover God stands for the former in the beginning, and for the latter at the end of the whole thinking. For the former, God represents the basis, for the latter – the crown of any reasoning concerning the world-view.”
-Max Planck

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Gee, I wonder who can be behind this post?


Still surprised there are so many religiousites here.

Religious is such a normalfag thing…possibly the heart, the nut of what it means to be a normalfag.


There are good atheists but they don't call themselves atheists or say anything stupid for everybody to see.



no, normalfags are normalfags due to how her bodies are genetically superior.


Keep telling yourself that, Chad, meanwhile the average poster here is more intelligent than yourself

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 No.61662 [Reply]

One-itis is better than tfw no gf.

I was browsing people's profiles on Facebook using my fake account, and I came across a girl who went to my church but moved away to another state and I haven't seen her since I was 13 (I'm 22 now). I never had a crush on her while she went to my church, btw.

I saw a picture of her and even though she is not "perfect" (e.g. she has kind of a large philtrum), I was instantly in love when I saw her. I've been infatuated with her for a week, and honestly it's a lot better than tfw no gf. I would see an extremely hot girl and I will think "I don't care about her, I just want my one-itis". Before when I saw a hot girl I would get severely depressed that I have no chance with her.

I like to hope/pretend that she is a virgin, and that I could have a chance with her since someday if the right circumstances occur she is not a supermodel. Don't get me wrong, I understand all women are animals and my one-itis has probably had at least 2 or 3 cocks in her, and probably has no problem getting super hawt Chads because of modern hypergamy, but it's a nice fantasy. I found this fantasy to be very theraputic for me.


Moved to >>>/v9k/121262.

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 No.61359 [Reply]

Does anyone here have experience with psychedelics?

I know the normalfag paradigm, but it would be interesting to get a fresh perspective from people who are similar to me.

>inb4 only normalfags get access to these kind of things.

>inb4 "go away junkie" (hallucinogens are not addictive)

I know that various substances have been used successfully in psychotherapy in the past and that stuff like LSD can help to get new fresh insights about the nature of consciousness, reality etc..

Unfortunately it's tough to find people who approach this with an open mind. Most normalfags just want "to trip balls" and not actually gain valuable insights about themselves.

Any thoughs?
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That's rather rich.


SSRIs a shit: http://www.mcmanweb.com/antidepressants.html


I've done mushrooms a few times now, my last trip being just the other day in the woods. Fun stuff.

>Laying down in some grass, watching people and animals dance in the sky

>The ground all around me is contorting, insects and roots flowing in crazy patterns all over the place

I'm gonna wait a couple of months before doing it again, but next time I think I'll go to an isolated beach somewhere, or just relax in my bedroom.


go away junkie


Wizards, why do you let all these chemicals enter your brain then complain that you are intellectually impaired or sad after?

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 No.61552 [Reply]

>have a job interview
>whole interview is done by a really cute short girl
>she's super friendly, caring and laid back, and agrees with me constantly and laughs at my awkward jokes
>relaxes my nerves and makes me feel confident for the first time in a long time
>feel no real sexual attraction to her at all and don't fall in love with her
Have I done it /wiz/? Have I finally lost interest in women? When did you realise you didn't want them anymore?
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>tfw /wiz/ is too uncivil to be an ideal garden


>nofap gets girls interested in you
This is bullshit.

Also are you trying to talk OP out of his wizardly ways? Shame on you.


Now that you are free and a true wizard you should escape this board full of failed normies.
>be me
>see gurl
>omg shes so qt
>tfw no gf
.t Wizchad 2014


>looking away from women
>not looking through them
>not treating them like objects by not acknowledging their existence


I've fapped but I haven't orgasmed for a few days. Also I find shorter girls more appealing because I'm only 5'9".

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 No.60837 [Reply]

Who is the oldest wizard here?
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It's that American kids have gotten shittier. All of the shitposting and idiocy comes from America (and Australia of course).


>people thinking that 40's is old
Mid 30's is the prime age of a man's life, 70's and later is old, 40's to 60's is middle aged.


>tfw im only 25 but balding with wrinkles that make me look 35


I'll be 25 in a few months and I already feel old as fuck.

Mainly because I've gotten to the point where my future is supposed to be decided by now. By the mid 20s people are supposed to have a foothold of where they'll be. Either a college degree or a solid career path is usually a thing by now.

I still feel as clueless as I did at 15.


I'm an American and shitposting comes from immature children, regardless of country origin. There are too many "US/Euro" derail shitpost thread arguments on major chan boards for it to be anything else.

Stupid people shitpost. More news at 12.

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 No.53666 [Reply]

If you will have opportunity to back in time and be 20 once again, what would you do then?

Would you go to work, start training or something? Or you will continue your NEET life as you used to?
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Warn my mother of the cancer, this way the surgery would be less extensive and maybe the medicine she took wouldn't have to be so powerful. Good thing she got cured, but we passed through some real shit, that's for sure.

I'd also study more, having in mind the dangers of NEETdom in the coming years. Maybe enter the gym earlier, I don't know. I probally would have less skin problems, having more control over them. I'd also contact pic related and befriend him online.

Damn, in three years so much can be changed. Puts in perspective what I can do about the future.


I would NOT join the Navy, and instead go to college and try to live life to the fullest


I have bee like this since 18 years old. I need to go back to 12 or so to fix this. But then again, you can't fix something that isn't broken.


I would have liked to have contacted him too but I have a feeling he would have hated to have been in contact with anybody from here and would have denied anything you said which disagreed with his tainted worldview.



Glad to hear I'm not the only one who imagined this.

In all honesty though I probably would have hated him. Reading his manifesto he came off as illogical and eager to lay blame. It really pissed me off that he killed his roommates because they were "too nerdy".

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 No.58903 [Reply]

what the fuck is up with the mods on 4chan lately?

pic related, im getting about ten 15min blocks and 2-3 3day bans a week just for posting reaction images or discussing topics i've been discussing on the same fucking imageboard for almost 8 years now.

i mean i just reset my modem, delete my cookies, and im done with the faggot, but still, i cri evrytim for the poor people who have static IPs.
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No it's some nigger mod that's a SJW and bans people for that exact reason. I don't have the pic of him.


I'm so sick of this pedophile hysterical paranoid shit. If you put your cock up a 9-year-old's ass or are taking erotic nude pictures of first graders, then yeah you're a pedophile. Otherwise people should fuck off already.



I got banned from 4chan recently and sent the shortest ban appeal in the history of ban appeals: "Sorry." I was informed it was accepted a day later.

Doesn't seem so bad to me, ofc, 4chan is a decadent shit hole so I wouldn't care even if it was permanent.


>Shitpost on /vg/
>Get a 24 hour ban
>Try to post once it expires
>Banned again for a different post I made in the same thread

What are the mods doing?

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 No.59354 [Reply]

Are you religious?
Today I went out for some groceries and girl(there was a guy with her but he remained silent) talked to me. Yeah she did.. to talk about Bible. I was paralyzed and almost said nothing.
She gave me some brochure about Jehovah's Witnesses.

What do you think?
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I'm not completely comfortable with the idea of venerating an absent entity, and I don't trust the accounts of the Catholic church or the Vatican for that matter.

I'm not exactly happy with this life either, so I'm kind of suspicious about the motives of these so-called creator entities.

I guess I'm agnostic.


I am a Tengriist/Shamanist anon. ask me anything


Does anyone else feel the dawn of a different reality?



I know that feel. I ask God all the time to provide me with a cute Japanese girl, who is pure and faithful and doesn't want sex or kids. If such a girl existed who has all the characteristics of my waifu, then it would be a miracle.


I'm non-religous. I've never felt too strongly about it though either way. I don't even like the word 'atheist' and never use it when talking about myself.

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 No.61260 [Reply]

Guys, I just found the best thing to do in the shower.

When you first get in you turn the temperature of the water just so that it's slightly too cold. As you clean yourself reguarly, your body will get used to the temperature and it will no longer feel too cold.
When this happens, turn the temperature down a little bit so that it's slightly too cold again. Keep doing this over and over; eventually the water will be very cold, and it will still feel comfortable! This lowers your core body temperature and creates a very relaxing effect. The only downside I've noticed so far is that my feet have a burning sensation in them for some reason after doing this, but it's probably just them adjusting to the relatively hot temperature of my room.
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Cold water makes me feel like I'm drowning.


finally a decent subject to discuss

shower time is master time

it always takes me at least an hour to shower

mother says i'm inhumanly slow and for normal people it should take two minutes… how the hell is that even possible

>tell her i'm not normal people

>excuse accepted

i can't do what op did, i love really warm showers, make me drowsy and feels nice to climp in bed afterwards


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>tfw you will never take a hot shower on a freezing winter morning after playing football on a muddy field in england again


Me too. I can't stand it. I would always try things like the op when I was a kid, but would pussy out when I got that "can't breathe" feeling.


It's also the best time to fap. Feels good man and it dos something that makes your dick feel brand new when you get out.
This I don't know how people can spend only like 10 minutes in the shower. If I don't fap I'm in there 1 hour minimum. If I don't relax then I'm in there 30-40 minutes. Also my water bill is static for some reason but it balances out anyway because I only shower every 3 days.

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